Monday, February 25, 2008

You Win Some, You Lose Some

I just got my butt handed to me in a trial today.  (Don't get used to it defense attorneys, it doesn't happen all that often!)  So as a healing measure I'll go through another story in a case where I handed someone else theirs.

My last trial had a recording that needed to be played.  The Alaska courts can't actually buy DVD players with the 3 billion dollar surplus in the State's budget so they rely on the parties to provide the equipment to play whatever they want played.  So the jury in the case wanted to hear a playback of the tape.  In order to accomplish this the court tried and failed and so asked me to bring in my laptop.

When I say "my" laptop I just mean the ancient paperweight that our office has.  I hold all the high scores on all the games on it though so I feel that it is mine.  But for most of the time I do not have this computer.  I also did not put the screensaver on it or the background etc....

So I set up the computer and left so the jury could listen.  The clerk later told me that they all huddled around the computer and that about 10 minutes into the tape they all began to laugh.  The clerk didn't think that the subject was particularly funny.  She inquired.

The jury asked if this was a court laptop.  The clerk told them "no" it is the DA's.  "That figures," they said and turned the screen around.  Apparently the screensaver was set to little words...

GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!!! marched all over the screen.  

I lost today but I won that one.  Tonight I will go to bed frustrated, worried that they didn't like me, that I forgot something crucial, and on and on.  But I am satisfied with the crestfallen looks on the jurors faces when they found out all that was excluded and that it would have changed things.  I will also know that I was on the side of justice and that I can go to bed again tonight like every night with a clear conscience!  

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Ice Road District Attorney

Well I promised that there'd be some pictures the next time I posted.  It's along drive out to my bush destination but I get to see sights like this!  How many people get to drive by a couple of glaciers on their way to work?  A picture just can't do it justice.  And about global warming...this glacier did used to be a lot bigger when I came there as a kid!
This is the view outside my hotel.  This is why I drive and don't fly.  The little puddle-jumpers don't fly in this and I can be trapped there away from home for days.  At least with the car I can take my life in my own hands and make a break for it.
My out of town office is kind of cool.  It has those big heavy doors that used to have the frosted glass above.  There is an outer office that you have to walk through.  I picture "Sam Spade Private Investigator" on the door and a secretary that I can call "dollface".  (I love old movies)  But that gives you an idea of the feel of the place.
I am not there often so not really decorated.  I basically put up a bunch of marine charts/maps.
This is the road in good shape.  That is a snow plow barreling towards me at 60mph and yes I took this photo while barreling towards him!  I will often try to follow one of the plows out of town and over the mountain pass.  The snow falls so heavy and fast and the drifts also replace the snow very quickly.  Much of the time I'm driving entirely on ice.  Here you can at least see some of the lines.