My last trial had a recording that needed to be played. The Alaska courts can't actually buy DVD players with the 3 billion dollar surplus in the State's budget so they rely on the parties to provide the equipment to play whatever they want played. So the jury in the case wanted to hear a playback of the tape. In order to accomplish this the court tried and failed and so asked me to bring in my laptop.
When I say "my" laptop I just mean the ancient paperweight that our office has. I hold all the high scores on all the games on it though so I feel that it is mine. But for most of the time I do not have this computer. I also did not put the screensaver on it or the background etc....
So I set up the computer and left so the jury could listen. The clerk later told me that they all huddled around the computer and that about 10 minutes into the tape they all began to laugh. The clerk didn't think that the subject was particularly funny. She inquired.
The jury asked if this was a court laptop. The clerk told them "no" it is the DA's. "That figures," they said and turned the screen around. Apparently the screensaver was set to little words...
GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!!! marched all over the screen.
I lost today but I won that one. Tonight I will go to bed frustrated, worried that they didn't like me, that I forgot something crucial, and on and on. But I am satisfied with the crestfallen looks on the jurors faces when they found out all that was excluded and that it would have changed things. I will also know that I was on the side of justice and that I can go to bed again tonight like every night with a clear conscience!
